Dear Muffin,
It's 11:39, PST. Yes, I'm cutting it close (as usual!).
It was day two of the film shoot, day ten of the year, and day bajillion of missing you. At one point in the day, I declared that I missed you and that you are "the coolest sister ever." Too bad for the rest of the crew that they don't know you.
So you wonder why you have been dubbed "Muffin"? Well, my dear Muffin, it is because you are a great bakeress of muffins! (This is where you go Aha!) You have now been enlightened and know your purpose in life!
Guess what I have the urge to eat at this very moment (and every other moment, as well). Yes, of course. Your granola. I brought a bag onto set yesterday and today... of course it caused many of my fellow crew members to envy me (because I selfishly did not share. At all.). It is interesting that my love affair with granola has not waned. Not at all. Mhmmm.
Okay, I feel like I'm blabbing. Oh... because I am. Off granolaing I go!!!
- Professor Pirate!
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